He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

Female, Scottish and housebroken.

Likes TV*, cheese and short walks to her bed via the fridge. Free to good home.


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*Grey's Anatomy, Parks & Recreation, 30 Rock, Nighty Night, Arrested Development, Party Down, Saturday Night Live, Scandal, Brass Eye, Hunderby, The Thick Of It, Rizzoli & Isles, Happy Endings, Freaks & Geeks, Up All Night, Suits, Castle, Game Of Thrones, Veep, The Office

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    bellasiel:

mayifindher:

Possibly the best GoT cast photo I’ve found yet.

oh my god.

    bellasiel:

    mayifindher:

    Possibly the best GoT cast photo I’ve found yet.

    oh my god.

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    latenightalaska:

    jhameia:

    whiny-sugar-glider:

    creepylurker:

    they want to go fishing but ICE

    bald eagles look grumpy on their best days but this is grumpy waddling and it is amazing

    he walks over to the others in the last gif like “man this lake fucking sucks”

  • wednesdaycute:

(via Battle kitten… - The Meta Picture)


Gonnae no dae that!When describing something Scottish, use the word Scottish or Scots. Never Scotts and unless you’re talking about whisky or eggs it is definitely, 100%, never ever Scotch.We pure don’t like it ‘cos we ur heavy proud of oor correct spellin’ n that and also it’s joost fuckin’ wrang awright?PS: That wee cat’s a pure belter by the way.

    wednesdaycute:

    (via Battle kitten… - The Meta Picture)

    Gonnae no dae that!

    When describing something Scottish, use the word Scottish or Scots. Never Scotts and unless you’re talking about whisky or eggs it is definitely, 100%, never ever Scotch.

    We pure don’t like it ‘cos we ur heavy proud of oor correct spellin’ n that and also it’s joost fuckin’ wrang awright?

    PS: That wee cat’s a pure belter by the way.

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    splitsider:

Mike Sacks has written a sequel to And Here’s the Kicker, and you can pre-order it now. It includes interviews with Amy Poehler, Patton Oswalt, Mel Brooks, Adam McKay, George Saunders, Mike Schur, Tom Scharpling, and more.
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    latinagabi:

    gifcraft:

    Kenyan High School High Jump

    meanwhile…

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    queensophiadavis:

"Here’s my issue,It shocks me how many people come to their defense, first of all. I’m sorry, it’s 2012, if you really think it’s OK to deny anybody their basic human right of loving who they choose to love, you can go f*ck yourself, honestly. And you can print that, because I’m done. I am so over it. Be a kind person… The reason I take issue with it is, especially in America, we are told that this is the place - give us your tired, give us your hungry, give us your poor - where anybody of any race, of any belief system, can come and have a shot at the American Dream. Have a shot at equality. Oh wait, unless your skin is a certain color, unless you have a certain sexual preference. That’s not what it says on the Statue of Liberty. We are all supposed to be equal here. When you use God as an excuse to hate people and you use God as an excuse to cut people down, first of all, I think it’s insulting to God. And second of all, you’re missing the point. Because we’re not talking about chicken. We’re talking about the fact that every kid who reads that article, every kid who hears that said, every kid who sees a bunch of people wearing confederate flags and ‘God Hates Fags’ T-shirts, showing up at Chick-Fil-A and eating chicken nuggets, you’re telling those kids that they don’t matter. And that they’re less important than other kids in this country. My God loves everybody, and if yours doesn’t, that’s your prerogative, but don’t tell me how to live my life and don’t tell my best friends that you’re going to take away their rights. Because I will march you into the ground. I will argue you into the ground. I will petition you into the ground. I will not sleep, I will not stop, and neither will so many people in this country and in this world. It’s not right.” - Sophia Bush

    queensophiadavis:

    "Here’s my issue,It shocks me how many people come to their defense, first of all. I’m sorry, it’s 2012, if you really think it’s OK to deny anybody their basic human right of loving who they choose to love, you can go f*ck yourself, honestly. And you can print that, because I’m done. I am so over it. Be a kind person… The reason I take issue with it is, especially in America, we are told that this is the place - give us your tired, give us your hungry, give us your poor - where anybody of any race, of any belief system, can come and have a shot at the American Dream. Have a shot at equality. Oh wait, unless your skin is a certain color, unless you have a certain sexual preference. That’s not what it says on the Statue of Liberty. We are all supposed to be equal here.
    When you use God as an excuse to hate people and you use God as an excuse to cut people down, first of all, I think it’s insulting to God. And second of all, you’re missing the point. Because we’re not talking about chicken. We’re talking about the fact that every kid who reads that article, every kid who hears that said, every kid who sees a bunch of people wearing confederate flags and ‘God Hates Fags’ T-shirts, showing up at Chick-Fil-A and eating chicken nuggets, you’re telling those kids that they don’t matter. And that they’re less important than other kids in this country. My God loves everybody, and if yours doesn’t, that’s your prerogative, but don’t tell me how to live my life and don’t tell my best friends that you’re going to take away their rights. Because I will march you into the ground. I will argue you into the ground. I will petition you into the ground. I will not sleep, I will not stop, and neither will so many people in this country and in this world. It’s not right.” - Sophia Bush

  • anneboleyns:

    (Source: eviecarnahan)

  • Video reblogged from Roc Nation

    ifyouseekhayley:

    please watch this if you want a laugh.

    i feel it’s worthy of posting on facebook, twitter, aaand on tumblr.

    crying with laughter. “TAKE IT OOT MA THROAT”

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    between-love-lines:

    abessinier:

    engiebooty:

    thekumazone:

    Mom boat!!

    “KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”

    “I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”

    THE MOTHERSHIP

    I AM SO DONE

    (Source: tharlk)

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    kelley o’hara + photo day with the WNT

  • goshdarnbisexuals:

    takealookatyourlife:

    On one hand, hooray for fluid sexuality! A+ for making her own choices and doing her thing.

    But on the other this is a terrible day for bisexual representation and a great day for “bisexuality is a phase!!”. 

    I was very much hoping that because this is the idiotic rag that is the Daily Mail, some of the quotes within have been exaggerated or taken out of context. However after some further googling, similar quotes etc can be found in numerous papers and sites.

    Aside from the whole “I understand rom-coms now! Sex And The City is real!” bullshit, she is quoted as denying her bisexuality by saying “I have grown up a LOT”, because obviously bisexuality is a childish phase.

    I am incredibly disappointed in this woman. I understand totally that sexuality is fluid, and if she feels the need to announce that she has changed, that is perfectly fine. The manner in which she has done so however, is insulting. She has basically confirmed the media’s suspicions that claiming to be bisexual is nothing more than an attention seeking stunt.

    I am so disappointed that she couldn’t have handled this with some tact, and used it as an opportunity to raise awareness for bisexuals around the world. She once claimed to be one of us, but now that she isn’t, casually hurting us seems to be acceptable.

  • pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused


Lush products are super sassy…

    pika-brew:

    memeguy-com:

    I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

    Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

    Lush products are super sassy…

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    foxxayye:

    Behold our one true supreme!

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    (Source: only-a-paradise)