He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
Female, Scottish and housebroken.
Likes TV*, cheese and short walks to her bed via the fridge.
Free to good home.
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*Grey's Anatomy, Parks & Recreation, 30 Rock, Nighty Night, Arrested Development, Party Down, Saturday Night Live, Scandal, Brass Eye, Hunderby, The Thick Of It, Rizzoli & Isles, Happy Endings, Freaks & Geeks, Up All Night, Suits, Castle, Game Of Thrones, Veep, The Office
*Grey's Anatomy, Parks & Recreation, 30 Rock, Nighty Night, Arrested Development, Party Down, Saturday Night Live, Scandal, Brass Eye, Hunderby, The Thick Of It, Rizzoli & Isles, Happy Endings, Freaks & Geeks, Up All Night, Suits, Castle, Game Of Thrones, Veep, The Office
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i am officially done.
(Source: zarryaremine)
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Photo reblogged from sea-hag posted something with "ellen pompeo" in it
“This is a fake baby. This baby scares the shit out of me. This baby is wax and rubber. This baby was Cece in ‘Andy’s Play,’” the season-seven episode in which Erin has to take care of Jim and Pam’s daughter during Andy’s performance of Sweeney Todd, “and it is so close to a real baby, it makes me want to throw up. I don’t want to write about this baby anymore.”
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- My brother: May the fourth be with you.
- Me: Fuck you.
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Photoset reblogged from I will marry myself
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Photo reblogged from I will marry myself
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Photoset reblogged from Piece of human garbage
Random Kristen Wiig SNL Moments: Björk, Iceland’s only celebrity
That’s right, we’re a tiny rock that’s destroying the world.
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Photoset reblogged from you are my everything.
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Photoset reblogged from Organized Chaos
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Photo reblogged from you are my everything.
Just another day at the dildo factory.
Jobs that you forget actually exist.
(Source: dirks-blog)
